Sunday, April 11, 2010

The Demons

I can try to describe the demons so you can avoid them in your endeavors. The demons don't come in one cut and paste and model. They come in all different shapes and sizes and colors. But all the demons have some things in common. They all have two hands and two feet. They stand completely upright so they match our height. The demons have this twisted sense of humor that they call "schadenfreude." The demons commit incredible acts of evil and enjoy every second of it. Also, by fluke, they sometimes commit acts of kindness, but they don't mean to. The demons also have this strange belief that they aren't actually demons. They believe that demons live in a world imaginarily deep underground. The demons' inflated egos have led them to believe that they are wonderful divine beings.
Good luck on avoiding the demons; they're EVERYWHERE.

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