His Dog

Hey, where's Lucy?

I'm a dog. I can't answer your question. Thought the dog.

I said, where's Lucy?

What did I just say? Wait, that didn't make sense. Thought the dog.

You know, you look pretty familiar. Have you filled in for Lucy before?

I'm your dog. Of course I look familiar. Thought the dog.

You're a funny-looking guy. You know, like, not to be mean or anything, but I've never seen anyone quite like you.

If only you didn't feed me every day, I'd be able to leave you, guilt free. Thought the dog.

Whatever. Lucy sure hires some useless assistants