I was speeding and got caught
It didn't slip with ease
The young female cop
Made me drop to my knees
I was kind and sincere
I did apologize
But she just glared at me
With her odious eyes
So I tried sweet-talking her
And played my cards right
I saw her cold grimace
Turn into a grin of delight
In the end I got her info
She was really a good sport
And in a week we have a date . . .
At the Great Neck municipal court
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