Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Perfect Woman

She knows players on the Yankees
Other than the short stop 
When she wears a bikini
She makes your jaw drop

She can take a joke
And she's lots of fun
She knows Angoletto's pizzeria
Is 824-3151

She loves to go out
And party like a college chick
She also enjoys "The Departed"
My favorite crime flick

To go back to her looks
She has a size D bra
And her scorching hot legs
Leave other guys in awe

And if things got rough
I'd never feel I missed her
Because she would have 
A banging twin sister


-Steven F.

3 comments:

  1. haha i just laughed out loud, cuteeeee steven

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  2. steven friedner youre hysterical and this poem is funny and also shows your unique writing talent! we love it!!! love always, miranda and shelli :)

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