Fish Food

What happened?

I fell.

When?

Don't know.

You know we're in the middle of the ocean, right?

Yep.

You sureee that's from falling?

No...

If I were a teacher...

If I were a teacher the first thing I would is quit my job at the school I am working at and join teachers without boarders. I would want to teach children in Africa or Haiti because education is really lacking in those parts of the world. i don't know if being a teacher is what i want to be but i think it would be really cool to go and help people.

Large Jump

What is the meaning of the existence of everything?

I have no idea.

Well...then what is the meaning of life?

How do you expect me to know?

In that case, what's the point of this conversation?

No clue.

Can you at least tell me the definition of this word?

OH - that's easy.

obesity

Being Obese

Matt: Hey chris, did you gain weight?
Chris: NO!!!you gained weight...fatty
Matt: you don't see that gut under your shirt?
Chris: NO... i do not
Matt: Why didnt you do XC? you shouldve done it
Chris: BECAUSE.....I'm fat..
Matt: And you wonder why you're fat?
Chris: no......

i'm just a bull and you're a china shop

you're just a wound and i'm the salt on top

please don't try to turn this around 

cos we both know you're screaming for attention

and don't act like those weren't your intentions

and when you say you're sorry try to keep a straight face

cos if you don't i'll have your make up leave a trace

of all the lies you ever told me

of all the things you never could be

and if the 2 years spent together were days

then i wasted seconds away

Summer

What are you doing this summer?
I'll be working at a camp, with my best friends.
When does your summer job start?
July 5th.
Do you enjoy working there?
Yes, because I'm with my best friends.
Who are your best friends?
Frankie and Sam.

About me

Who are you looking at?

The one who is looking at me.

Who do you hate?

The one who hates me.

Who do you like?

The one who likes me.

Who are you afraid of?

The one who is afraid of me.

Grandma

Grandma

Grandma, Is your hair still silvery and gray?
Yes.
Do your old-fashioned glasses make the world bigger?
Yes.
Do you have endless lines on your skin?
Yes.
Do you have a thin and light fog on your eyes?
Yes.
Can you bake the most delicious cookie in the world?
Yes.
Can you tell me great old times story that begins ‘Once upon a time… ’ when I can’t sleep?
Yes.
Did you meet my grandpa, your true love?
Yes.
Is everything good in heaven? I miss you



Heather P.

how was school today?

How was school today?
Alright.

What did you do?
Nothing.

Did you learn anything?
Not really?

Did you get any tests back?
Nope not today.

Are you hungry?
Yeah make me a sandwhich...please.

Two Haiku's

The meaning of life

I think I found the answer

It's in front of me

Procrastination

The great test of will power

Nothing is stronger

-Chris J.

Yay Asians?

Want an oreo?

No...
Want cocoa puffs?
No...
Want a black & white cookie?
No...
Want a twinkie?
YES!!

Haiku's

I really love sports
hockey is my favorite
i love playing it

New York Islanders
they won four cups in a row
that's the way we roll

I love pineapples
especially it's soda
its mesmerizing

John Tavares
we picked him number one
now we are the best